Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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