Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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