ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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