WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
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Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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