I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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