hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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