how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Randomize
