belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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