that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
