Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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