I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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