OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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