so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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