Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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Drunk is not a location!
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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