Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Can I color on your dick again?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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