so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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