oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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