I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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