Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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