I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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