What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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