so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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