I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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