apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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