And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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