her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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