I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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