You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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