Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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