But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
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He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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