i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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