hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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