dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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