He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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