last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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