i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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