Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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