Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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