awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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