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I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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