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You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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