Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
