maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I can't put those talents on a resume
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My ass is underappreciated
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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