I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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