I'm gonna have a badass scar
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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