YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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