the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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