i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
this is an emotional support booty call
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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