Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
high people should be assigned attendants
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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