my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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