and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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