me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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