Midget sex pt 2 tonight
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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