YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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