idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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